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Made in Chelsea: The one where Jamie wins EVERYTHING

in Made in Chelsea/MIC Series 17

“Is his penis golden?” asks Jamie Laing incredulously.

He might well ask. For his nemesis, James Taylor, is certainly having a lot of fun with the ladies.

By episode 4 of our favourite dollop of posh, the Made in Chelsea lothario has dated Verity Bowditch and Eliza Batten at the same time and has now moved on to dating yet another optimistic newbie: Rosi Mai Walden.


“I think he genuinely likes me and doesn’t know how to control himself,” ventures Verity Bowditch.

This is putting quite a positive spin on the fact that James said he’d cheated on her with Eliza because “it’s easy.”

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Made in Chelsea Season 17: The one with all the new faces…

in Made in Chelsea/MIC Series 17

A shiny bauble of posh pop culture has floated back onto our screens for its seventeenth series – but has the bubble burst for Made in Chelsea?

The longtime cast members are now reduced to Jamie Laing, Sophie Hermann,  Alex Mytton. Fredrik Ferrier, Mark-Francis Vandelli and Victoria Baker Harber.


The nymphs have (mostly) departed.

And we are currently drowning in a sea of new faces.

Some of us are starting to feel….uncomfortable.

And if you think they’re going to break us into this gently, you’re quite wrong.

The show opens with our Peroxide Prince, Jamie Laing, running after Alex Mytton and Sophie Hermann as they stroll in the sun-dappled filtered alternative reality that is Made in Chelsea.


It’s just like old times. Except it’s not.

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Made in Chelsea: the one where Sam crashes Habbs’ date

in Made in Chelsea/MiC Series 16

If you dared to brave Made in Chelsea last night, you would have found Sophie ‘Habbs’ Habboo and bestie, Melissa Tattam, discussing one of life’s great mysteries – Sam Thompson…

Yes, episode four of series 16, sees the girls scratching their perfectly coiffed heads at the conundrum that is Sammy.

The blue-eyed boy with the facial expressions of a woebegone puppy, certainly could be considered a bit of a dog in some quarters.

Having cheated on Habbs right in front of her face and on video, the previous episode saw him beginning Operation Get Habbs Back.

After an emotional speech at his sister’s engagement party, clearly for Habbs’ benefit, he ran after her declaring: “I’ll be the man you want me to be!”

We’d like to think that this was a poorly judged comedy skit on Sam’s part, but Habbs is taking him seriously…

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Made in Chelsea: the one with the Me Party

in Made in Chelsea/MiC Series 16

The Made in Chelsea: Croatia season finale ended with the long foreseen breakup of Olivia Bentley and Digby Edgley.

The split was a shock to no one other than the beleaguered Digby, who thought he and his girlfriend had been having a fine old time in Croatia.

However, the blonde ice queen’s “I think you love me more than I love you,” speech was delivered with a directness and finality that saw Digby sailing off home, possibly upon an ocean of tears.

But when episode 1, Series 16, of Made in Chelsea glided onto our screens last night – how the tables had turned…

The fun-loving Bentley has retreated to the countryside, while homebody, Digby, has mysteriously morphed into a party animal.

Partying with her friends…

Since Croatia, let’s-call-her-Liv has been “hiding” in the country with her family, doing all the cruel yet necessary things people do to achieve the mythical ‘clean break’ – such as blocking Digby on social media.

You’d feel sorry for Digby, confronted with such a wall of silence – except that when we first see him he’s wearing a shirt unbuttoned to below the nipple.

In the daytime.

At Tom’s Kitchen.

But perhaps there is an explanation for all this gratuitous flesh…

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MIC Croatia: Sam Thompson’s journey continues…

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“Oh shut up about your f*cking journey. You don’t have any journey. You just want to f*ck girls and talk about it!”

Is this bringing back any memories?

In Made in Chelsea: Ibiza, Tiffany Watson delivered the kind of razor-sharp rebuke that only a Watson can.

The unfortunate recipient was Sam Thompson and as we reach episode 4 of Made in Chelsea: Croatia things aren’t looking any sunnier for Sam…

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