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Made in Chelsea: The one where Jamie wins EVERYTHING

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“Is his penis golden?” asks Jamie Laing incredulously.

He might well ask. For his nemesis, James Taylor, is certainly having a lot of fun with the ladies.

By episode 4 of our favourite dollop of posh, the Made in Chelsea lothario has dated Verity Bowditch and Eliza Batten at the same time and has now moved on to dating yet another optimistic newbie: Rosi Mai Walden.


“I think he genuinely likes me and doesn’t know how to control himself,” ventures Verity Bowditch.

This is putting quite a positive spin on the fact that James said he’d cheated on her with Eliza because “it’s easy.”

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Made in Chelsea Season 17: The one with all the new faces…

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A shiny bauble of posh pop culture has floated back onto our screens for its seventeenth series – but has the bubble burst for Made in Chelsea?

The longtime cast members are now reduced to Jamie Laing, Sophie Hermann,  Alex Mytton. Fredrik Ferrier, Mark-Francis Vandelli and Victoria Baker Harber.


The nymphs have (mostly) departed.

And we are currently drowning in a sea of new faces.

Some of us are starting to feel….uncomfortable.

And if you think they’re going to break us into this gently, you’re quite wrong.

The show opens with our Peroxide Prince, Jamie Laing, running after Alex Mytton and Sophie Hermann as they stroll in the sun-dappled filtered alternative reality that is Made in Chelsea.


It’s just like old times. Except it’s not.

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The one where Jamie is a best bud and Sam’s love life is a dud

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If the handshake-dodging, date-crashing Thompson has had you fuming all season, hold on to your heartstrings because episode 11 promptly turns everything on its head.

It’s an inauspicious start though; the latest episode of Made in Chelsea begins with the Thompson clan (sister and brother, Louise and Sam), enjoying a saccharine sweet Christmas moment, playfully throwing baubles at each other by the tree.

Louise then announces that she is about to become the proud parent of…a dog…with muscle-bound fiancé, Ryan Libbey.

Unfortunately, all this sentiment does is provide a very real sense of how one feels after a big Christmas dinner with all the trimmings: ever-so-slightly sickened…
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Made in Chelsea: the one where Miles acts like a 22 year old

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It’s Made in Chelsea series 16, and episode 6 sees us sneaking into the bathroom of the eloquent Ollie Locke. He’s luxuriating in a bubblebath, while pronouncing extravagant sounding words like a latter-day Oscar Wilde.

Meanwhile, Liv Bentley is diligently writing down his every utterance from the safety of the kitchen.

“…I actually learn a lot from you, the way you speak,” says an appreciative Liv, as she jots down his pearls of wisdom.

“Oh that’s good,” says Ollie, who has now seated himself at the kitchen table. He deftly adds, without so much as a blink: “I’ll teach you how to read later.”

And that’s who Ollie Locke is these days. He is all elegance, dry wit and good grooming.

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Made in Chelsea: the one where Sam crashes Habbs’ date

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If you dared to brave Made in Chelsea last night, you would have found Sophie ‘Habbs’ Habboo and bestie, Melissa Tattam, discussing one of life’s great mysteries – Sam Thompson…

Yes, episode four of series 16, sees the girls scratching their perfectly coiffed heads at the conundrum that is Sammy.

The blue-eyed boy with the facial expressions of a woebegone puppy, certainly could be considered a bit of a dog in some quarters.

Having cheated on Habbs right in front of her face and on video, the previous episode saw him beginning Operation Get Habbs Back.

After an emotional speech at his sister’s engagement party, clearly for Habbs’ benefit, he ran after her declaring: “I’ll be the man you want me to be!”

We’d like to think that this was a poorly judged comedy skit on Sam’s part, but Habbs is taking him seriously…

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Made in Chelsea: the one with the Me Party

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The Made in Chelsea: Croatia season finale ended with the long foreseen breakup of Olivia Bentley and Digby Edgley.

The split was a shock to no one other than the beleaguered Digby, who thought he and his girlfriend had been having a fine old time in Croatia.

However, the blonde ice queen’s “I think you love me more than I love you,” speech was delivered with a directness and finality that saw Digby sailing off home, possibly upon an ocean of tears.

But when episode 1, Series 16, of Made in Chelsea glided onto our screens last night – how the tables had turned…

The fun-loving Bentley has retreated to the countryside, while homebody, Digby, has mysteriously morphed into a party animal.

Partying with her friends…

Since Croatia, let’s-call-her-Liv has been “hiding” in the country with her family, doing all the cruel yet necessary things people do to achieve the mythical ‘clean break’ – such as blocking Digby on social media.

You’d feel sorry for Digby, confronted with such a wall of silence – except that when we first see him he’s wearing a shirt unbuttoned to below the nipple.

In the daytime.

At Tom’s Kitchen.

But perhaps there is an explanation for all this gratuitous flesh…

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Made in Chelsea cast suffer baffling memory loss

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Are you worried about the cast of Made in Chelsea? You should be.

We have reached episode 5 of Made in Chelsea: Croatia only to discover that our glamorous toffs are exhibiting troubling signs of memory loss…

Episode 4 saw Harry Baron admit to his girlfriend, Melissa Tattam, that he had flirted with blonde newcomer Diana, while in Las Vegas.

The reluctant confession only came after Diana was flown out to Croatia, (courtesy of puppet master, Jamie Laing), and outed him at a dinner party…

As we return to the Croatian island of Hvar just one week later, we are baffled to discover that the cast seems to have entirely forgotten that it is Harry who betrayed Melissa.

And that it is Diana who chose to make the situation public…

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MIC Croatia: Sam Thompson’s journey continues…

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“Oh shut up about your f*cking journey. You don’t have any journey. You just want to f*ck girls and talk about it!”

Is this bringing back any memories?

In Made in Chelsea: Ibiza, Tiffany Watson delivered the kind of razor-sharp rebuke that only a Watson can.

The unfortunate recipient was Sam Thompson and as we reach episode 4 of Made in Chelsea: Croatia things aren’t looking any sunnier for Sam…

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Made in Chelsea: Croatia – the one where they get a lot of Stick

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What are the chances that you happen to have a baguette under your arm, when you espy a chap of French heritage doing The Walk Of Shame in Hvar?

Quite high if you’re in Made in Chelsea: Croatia, our favourite “structured reality” series.

Yes, episode 2 finds Ollie Locke brandishing a French stick when he bumps into resident dreamboat, Miles Nazaire, who immediately tries to look embarrassed about being caught in the same clothes as the night before.

“You haven’t been home..?” Ollie’s voice trails off, suggestively.

“Oh I have been home,” Miles responds rather swiftly: “I have been home. I just thought on my country run this morning I’d wear the same shirt because it’s a lovely shirt.”

Unfortunately for no one, the story doesn’t wash with Ollie. For it turns out that Miles may not have washed at all…

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Made in Chelsea: Croatia – Trouble in Paradise…

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On the island of Hvar in Croatia’s Dalmatian islands, clinking champagne glasses and braying voices are ringing in the air.

For it is here where the well-heeled Made in Chelsea set are frittering away the summer of 2018.

And it is on the sun-drenched Dubovica Beach we find love’s young-ish dream, Jamie Laing and his girlfriend, Heloise Agostinelli (‘Ell’).

But is there trouble in paradise?

It’s Made in Chelsea, so that’s a given – and folks, we need to talk about Jamie…

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