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ITV Love Island: Did you spot the Relationship Red Flags?

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ITV Love Island 2019 is over.

What we can learn from it isn’t.

We’re going to delve deep into the cues, clues and nuances of interactions between our Love Island couples for some more love lessons.

If you’ve ever had doubts about your own relationship, see if it has any of the telltale signs we spotted in our ill-fated Love Island pairings…

When you don’t have the full story…

“So, you didn’t want to crack on with anyone else then?” asked a surprised Anna Vakili of Jordan Hames.

Anna has returned from Casa Amor with Ovie Soko in tow – her gorgeous, funny, loyal new love interest.

She was visibly shocked that the chap she had been having a casual fling with, the chap who had been entirely free of romantic declarations, the chap who had not remotely confirmed any commitment to her, had not re-coupled with someone new during her time away in Casa Amor.

“No,” replied Jordan,“I wanted to prove you wrong and prove to you that I do like you – and that you should trust me. Because I don’t say things if I don’t mean them.”

Anna then admits: “I’m surprised at you. I’m surprised at how you acted and how much you like me.”

Anna was surprised for a good reason.

Because it was surprising – as things that aren’t true often are.

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Love Island Lesson 2: Be your annoying self at all times #Amber

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“Pretend that you just woke up – that’ll throw her off! Be sleepy!”

“Yes! And grumpy!”

The above advice was given to Chandler Bing of Friends by Monica and Rachel to help him answer the phone in a way more likely to attract his love interest, Janice.

“Stop naming dwarves!” Chandler shouted – and promptly answered the phone as his flawed but loveable self.

He got the girl.

His approach is one that Love Island straight talker, Amber Gill, would doubtless approve of.


It’s week 2 of the nation’s favourite summer reality TV series and the controversial Geordie is becoming a surprise favourite with fans of the show.

Perhaps, it’s because the love lesson she is teaching the nation is the importance of being yourself…
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