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ITV Love Island: Did you spot the Relationship Red Flags?

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ITV Love Island 2019 is over.

What we can learn from it isn’t.

We’re going to delve deep into the cues, clues and nuances of interactions between our Love Island couples for some more love lessons.

If you’ve ever had doubts about your own relationship, see if it has any of the telltale signs we spotted in our ill-fated Love Island pairings…

When you don’t have the full story…

“So, you didn’t want to crack on with anyone else then?” asked a surprised Anna Vakili of Jordan Hames.

Anna has returned from Casa Amor with Ovie Soko in tow – her gorgeous, funny, loyal new love interest.

She was visibly shocked that the chap she had been having a casual fling with, the chap who had been entirely free of romantic declarations, the chap who had not remotely confirmed any commitment to her, had not re-coupled with someone new during her time away in Casa Amor.

“No,” replied Jordan,“I wanted to prove you wrong and prove to you that I do like you – and that you should trust me. Because I don’t say things if I don’t mean them.”

Anna then admits: “I’m surprised at you. I’m surprised at how you acted and how much you like me.”

Anna was surprised for a good reason.

Because it was surprising – as things that aren’t true often are.

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Love Island Lesson 6: Perfection Is Not Enough #Ovie

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Shortly before Ovie Soko headed off to Love Island he was quoted in The Radio Times as saying the following:

“I’m confident I bring enough to the table.”

It seemed like a fair assumption…

Not only is the 28 year old professional basketball player already successful in his own right – but at 6ft 7 tall Ovie is also the towering embodiment of chiselled perfection.

Viewers swooned when his torso first shimmied across our screens.

And he seemed to be the full package.

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Love Island Love Lesson 5: No More Mr Nice Guy #Curtis #Michael

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Love Island meme of Michael Griffiths calling Amber Gill childish.

If you are watching Love Island you are probably feeling somewhat discombobulated.

We are living in a post-Casa Amor era where heads have been turned – along with our stomachs.

The test of being surrounded by six new girls while their partners were in Casa Amor for a few days proved too much for Michael Griffiths and Curtis Pritchard.

In fact, their heads turned so fast I’m surprised neither of them broke their neck.

Of course, we knew that some heads would turn – but we didn’t expect it from the two  Love Island Nice Guys…


When the women return from Casa Amor, Amy Hart finds herself ditched by Curtis while Amber Gill is dumped by Michael.

 “I never thought you’d do this to me. You’re the perfect man, after all.”
Amy Hart to Curtis Pritchard

On the plus side, we’ve learned a few things…

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