Made in Chelsea: The one where Jamie wins EVERYTHING
“Is his penis golden?” asks Jamie Laing incredulously.
He might well ask. For his nemesis, James Taylor, is certainly having a lot of fun with the ladies.
By episode 4 of our favourite dollop of posh, the Made in Chelsea lothario has dated Verity Bowditch and Eliza Batten at the same time and has now moved on to dating yet another optimistic newbie: Rosi Mai Walden.
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— Made in Chelsea (@E4Chelsea) April 8, 2019
“I think he genuinely likes me and doesn’t know how to control himself,” ventures Verity Bowditch.
This is putting quite a positive spin on the fact that James said he’d cheated on her with Eliza because “it’s easy.”