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Made in Chelsea cast suffer baffling memory loss

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Are you worried about the cast of Made in Chelsea? You should be.

We have reached episode 5 of Made in Chelsea: Croatia only to discover that our glamorous toffs are exhibiting troubling signs of memory loss…

Episode 4 saw Harry Baron admit to his girlfriend, Melissa Tattam, that he had flirted with blonde newcomer Diana, while in Las Vegas.

The reluctant confession only came after Diana was flown out to Croatia, (courtesy of puppet master, Jamie Laing), and outed him at a dinner party…

As we return to the Croatian island of Hvar just one week later, we are baffled to discover that the cast seems to have entirely forgotten that it is Harry who betrayed Melissa.

And that it is Diana who chose to make the situation public…

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Made in Chelsea: Croatia – the one where they get a lot of Stick

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What are the chances that you happen to have a baguette under your arm, when you espy a chap of French heritage doing The Walk Of Shame in Hvar?

Quite high if you’re in Made in Chelsea: Croatia, our favourite “structured reality” series.

Yes, episode 2 finds Ollie Locke brandishing a French stick when he bumps into resident dreamboat, Miles Nazaire, who immediately tries to look embarrassed about being caught in the same clothes as the night before.

“You haven’t been home..?” Ollie’s voice trails off, suggestively.

“Oh I have been home,” Miles responds rather swiftly: “I have been home. I just thought on my country run this morning I’d wear the same shirt because it’s a lovely shirt.”

Unfortunately for no one, the story doesn’t wash with Ollie. For it turns out that Miles may not have washed at all…

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